Pithy Title To Prove I’m Witty

juha-art:

i was having a perfectly normal day and then realised that the first time magnus sees the phoenix fire gauntlet he high fives it and in the first scene we have with lup magnus high fives her. and now i’m going crazy

(via packitandgo)

en-theos:

not sapiosexual not morosexual but a secret third thing (obsessed with people who know a lot of stupid shit)

(via dying-suffering-french-stalkers)

losingmymindtonight:

logical brain: it’s just fanfiction… you’re writing this for fun… it’s okay if it’s not perfect as long as you enjoyed creating it

monkey brain: everything I write must be groundbreaking

(via justme--emily)

froginapicklejar:

wonderpuipui:

“Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH.”

(via th13f-of-sp4c3)

vimbry:

nearly 30 years I’ve lived and I’ll constantly be surprised by the moon when it’s night. I just caught it really large and yellow through the trees and went “good god is that the moon”

(via slurmsmackenzie11)

thegreenpea:

disasterpost:

Currently waiting for more information but fuck this is really worrying

(via heir-of-gondor)

i-am-the-third-heat-deactivated:

whos-this-lisa-person:

assumptionprime:

afloweroutofstone:

The Catholic Church spent $3 million trying to crush abortion rights in Kansas, and failed

If the church can spend 3 million dollars to influence the government, they need to be taxed.

(via heir-of-gondor)

kitsunico:

can’t believe this loser is a big brother (she will outgrow him soon)

(via mutecrows)

caralarm-bicycles:

dankmemeuniversity:

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

(via starsarefairylightsfornerds)

nnoivernn:

swankyjami:

huffylemon:

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

(via likeawildthing)

tbosas:

people on the internet are literally like you don’t have to come out of the closet if you don’t want to! that is completely valid! unless you are a celebrity and i think you’re gay then if you don’t come out you’re queerbaiting and that’s homophobic and you deserve to die. and they think this is normal behavior

(via nip-catcher)

hortensius:

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

(via packitandgo)

hellpupp:

ceasarslegion:

Internet mobs will be like “why doesnt anyone just ADMIT when theyre WRONG anymore??!!” and then treat someone like they deserve the death penalty because they said something off-colour on twitter when they were 14

No one will admit that they were wrong if you treat being wrong like its an eternal indictment against them with no chance for rehabilitation

these tags, tbh. we fucked up when we allowed “the people you hurt aren’t obligated to accept your apology” to shift into “…so you have to shut up and accept whatever abuse is hurled your way no matter what, forever, and if you ever say anything about it, you’re deflecting and playing the victim.”

all this accomplishes is driving people to double down & refuse to acknowledge any wrongdoing, bc to admit fault would be to accept that you’re a Bad Person, which means you deserve whatever you get.

(via gayrmlin)